So, my DW posted on her blog, http://kerrysgarden.blogspot.com, that our son said, "Mom, whenever I argue with someone, they're always wrong and I'm always right." She titled this post "His Father's Son."
Well, I'm here to tell you that it's true. All true. Whenever I argue with someone, I'm right. They're wrong.
I don't argue with my son; it would cause a rift in the universe, through which countless hordes of chaos-demos would emerge, destroying everything in their path. The only way to stop this
would be for one of my son or myself to give in. Since we're not only always right, we're also always stubborn, the universe would be destroyed.
And it would be his fault.
I couldn't make him (un)live with that guilt in the chaotic after-world.
So, I don't argue with him.
2 comments:
So, are you starting a blog to demonstrate how right you are? Is this something I should follow, so that I may benefit from your boundless wisdom? My mouse is hovering in anticipation...
My thoughts exactly, Grumpator. I can't wait to see what the author thinks he is right about next.
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